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@HereIPoop
00:44
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Rachel
00:15
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Da Sexy Robot
01:40
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This is a sexy robot rap!!!
muddafugga
Tickle your USB with my pen drive
dual bootin windows with tha penguin
polishin the 1920
by ten-80
plasterin the pixels
with your sexy selfies
slappin em in ascii
and separatin' the ones and zeros
your hearts overheatin
your insides are meltin
open up your lock and pop the top off
and spread my thermal paste on
i see you stutterin'
20 frames per second
pixel shaders limpin
lookin for a plugin
maybe PCI - Express?
i'll double team your mother
we can call it crossfire
or are you into SLI?
doo dee doo
pentium inside'ya
ain't no AMD
rubbin their
Double D
all around the ring see
nah, just kiddin
they a-iiiight
and hey! not a worry
i been checked out
don't need a rubber
never touched symantec
mcaffee, never me
windows defender
is the only contender
burn one with me
CD, Blu-Ray D,
or flash that storage
tiiiiight!
i'll ram you til the mornin
8 gigs
8 gigs
i know it could be more
but it gets the job done HUH?
call me solid state the solid great
and i'll rate you more than 8
backlit keyboard
on a moonlit night
i'll be in your case all right
...ain't no friendbox for robots!
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Tetris Toilet King
02:53
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Had runs just like a race horse
The day I made my mark
Sat down on the shitter
And I made a toilet shark
Picked up my old game boy
Colored Casing but not screen
Droppin blocks in Tetris
Clearin the rows clean (Rows of hemmheroids)
The blocks kept comin faster
And my legs were gettin numb
Decided not to get up I was havin too much fun
I'm a Tetris Toilet King
I'm a Tetris Toilet King
I've got more rows than I've got hoes
It doesn't even hurt my nose
And my score on the old game boy shows
But in my brain I know I knows
Yes I know that you might scoff
But I'll lose my score if I turn it off
The lights were slowly dimmin
I was poopin in the dark
Haven't payed the power bill in three whole months
So I had to light a spark
Pulled out my old zippo
Listened to the ping
The gases from my ass list up
And it made a firey ring
Burnt like hell in that commode
And it suddenly did explode
I was a dethroned Tetris King
I was a dethroned Tetris King
I was a dethroned Tetris King
I was a dethroned Tetris King
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MLA
00:43
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Cite your sources
Better be MLA
Answer all parts of the question
Original research not allowed
How do you know that?
Wikipedia is not allowed
Wikipedia is not allowed
Wikipedia is not allowed
There's no such thing as open source knowledge
Have an original thesis
Have a clear thesis
Put it at the beginning of your paper
Six sources are required
From six different mediums
If you use what you learned in lecture
Cite me
Fuck your goddam sources, Jon
Fuck em in the butt and throw em on the lawn
I love your class but your papers suck
Just gimme a wheelchair lawn fuck!
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6-6-60
00:20
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7. |
ZwJenna Oh, Six
00:58
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8. |
Used Wallpaper
02:12
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9. |
This Was A French Film
03:29
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10. |
She wuz JK
01:54
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Chad's Story
01:05
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Chad woke up. His throat hurt. His tongue even kind of hurt.
"Ugh..." he mumbled. "Why do I do this every time?"
He bent over and pulled a long, purple, snakelike thing out of his throat. Well, coughed it out, with a bit of tugging and heaving, really. Towards the end there were sort of jaggy spines on it. And it was covered in what almost looked like pretzel salt, but was more probably some kind of bacterial growth, and it would have almost tickled if it didn't feel like taking a shit when one has e. Coli.
"Yack!" he muttered, having finally pulled the thing from his mouth.
He glared at his male counterpart. "Next time, I am SPITTING, not swallowing, Robbie!"
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12. |
Chilli's On The Floor
00:17
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13. |
I Forgot Is Not A Choice
02:38
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Jailgirl
01:07
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Jail girl
Stick a letter in the mail girl
Stick a needle in your vein
Deliver it despite the rain
Open mail enjoy
Jail girl
What's it like in there, jail girl?
Is there commissary for your hair, girl?
You know, shampoo or maybe goo
To slicken back in badass mode
And kill em all, jail girl
Oh, I don't know, my favorite color's green
I'm pretty good at typin
I can be rather obscene
I don't make much money
but I make enough to see
you're there, jail girl
You ask I like the badass girls
Maybe just the snail mail
The aching wrist and licking stamp
Forgetting everything I wrote
But you're pretty fun I note
Jail girl
What happens when you're out, girl?
I didn't visit while you're there
Don't even know how ya did your hair
I'm scared my toes are curled
Jail girl
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Go Ahead and Be Strange
02:19
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16. |
Another Day
00:43
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How Much Do I Owe You?
01:33
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Your lover will be poured into your
tension holding you
mixed up flesh tones, The question to screw
in and deeper out
And I pushed us farther
beside a stricken field made up
of loveliness alone
how shall i help to right the world
that is going wrong
sunset and the dark stuff
i know what you're going to say
i know what you're going to say
i know what you're going to say
i know what you're going to say
i know what you're going to say
she knows a cheap release
And you are as necessary
In the sound of the very breath
of one who adores you.
So take off your dress.
this business usually takes more than
someone who can tie.
You are standing on my toe.
The tow people remain the same
bitemarks mourn the daylight and rhythmic
movements lead to
different conclusions. remaining in you
until I've emptied out
So what do I owe you?
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19. |
I'm The Creepy Guy
01:27
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20. |
4 Robots, 4 Dicks
00:18
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Stoned in Washington
02:02
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I was dropped off on the porch ... a big black cat my first hello /
Hugs went all around and round ... soon a water-pipe for a go /
The smoke filled the atmosphere ... swirls and curls in the air /
And we got into a vehicle ... miles from anywhere /
A three-foot-bong or something ... and I had a bud light /
But I was in Washington ... so I was high as a Kite/
We went ... for a drive ... the windshield was cracked/
Our directions turned out useless ... /
We were lost thirty miles back .../
Wandering through Tacoma ... about a block away from Josh ... /
But we found ourselves in a party, a trash affair with hipster posh./
Beer pong, or something ... I drank a bud light /
I was still in Washington, so I was high as a Kite /
I was high as a kite ...
And I went to sleep on a couch, snuggling with cats /
The sounds filled this house ... a man who's gone bats /
I awoke ... to a bong ... packed with loving and care /
We were Baked like a cheese-cake, and we went to the fair ...
I was memorial day ... we smoked joints by the cops/
They were happy, they were gay, they didn't care about our plot/
Beer pong or something ... I drank a bud light
We were still in Washington ... I was high as a kite/
The story's a blur, to be told with a slur /
I took a shower, trimmed my beard, and my coffee was weird /
I remember not so well / Sleeping dead on the couch /
As the greens swirled endlessly / my lungs did pronounce
I was high the entire time /
The whole time I was high /
The entire dur-ation ... was like twice baked cream pie /
I was high through the night ... /
I was baked all the day ... /
I took a trip to buckley ... and this is all I can say ...
Big bong or something ... Somebody passed me the light
I knew I was in Washington ... We were baked as a Kite.
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23. |
Porch
04:41
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